My 5 Year Old Says She’s Soon Getting Married

Aug. 4 : THE ANNOUNCEMENT

MIA: You know my boyfriend Zander, he is

JING: Wait wait. You have a boyfriend??!

MIA: Yes. Zander.

JING: How old is he?

MIA: He’s 4. And he said we’re going to have a kiddie wedding. hihihi!

JING: A kiddie wedding? When?

MIA: On my birthday. Next year.

(may petsa na?)

JING: He asked you to marry him?

MIA: Yes.

JING: And you agreed?

MIA: Yes hihi.

(omaygad! hahaha)

JING: How did he ask you? Where? In the classroom? At the playground?

MIA: He whispered it to my ear. ?

(hokage!)

And only my bestfriends Jona and Kissy know. Hihi. ?

JING: And what did your girlfriends say?

MIA: They said they will be the ones to protect us if some evil invades (?!) our kiddie wedding. ?

JING: Hmm. ?  Do you know you need to ask permission from us before you marry someone? Go and ask your Daddy.

MIA: Excuse me Daddy, Zander asked me to marry him next year on my birthday. And I agreed.

CHRIS:

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Aug. 5 : SAVE THE DATE and some “important” papers.

MIA: Mommy, you know my wedding schedule? I made a calendar. July 14, 2017, at 5 in the afternoon, and Zander should be here by 2 o’clock.

Sign this please and put a check and a smile. ?

Parents' Consent

JING: Sign? Are you serious? What happens after I sign?

MIA: Then Daddy can text Zander’s parents so we can have the wedding on July14 in our house. And afterwards we will have a tea party and then a sleepover.

Have we got a deal?

(Mahihimatay ako sayo Miatots! ?)

JING: Are you really sure you want to marry him?

MIA: Of course! He’s one of my bestfriends. I’m also friends with the boys in school. Not just the girls.

JING: But I don’t want you to get married yet…

MIA: Come on. Just sign it. It’s just a kiddie wedding. ?

JING: Go to Daddy and see if he will sign.

CHRIS: Ay bkt ako? Bakit pinasa mo ulit sakin? ?

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Aug. 7 : First glimpse of the soon-to-be Groom